My Mother is a Baker

My mother is a baker, a baker, a baker.
My mother is a baker.
She always goes like this, "Yum! Yum!"

My father is a trash man, "Pee Yew."
My sister is a singer, "La ta de da,
   and a toodley doo."
My brother is a cowbow, "Yee haw!"
My doggie is a licker, "Slurp, slurp."
My kitty is a scratcher, "Hssss."
My baby is a whiner, "Waaaa."
My granpa is an engineer, "Toot, toot."

Dr. Knicker Bocker

Dr. Knicker Bocker, Knicker Bocker, Number 9,    (Clap and snap fingers to the beat.)
We can get the rhythm most any old time.
So let's get the rhythm in our hands - clap, clap.
Oh, we can get the rhythm in our hands - clap, clap.
   (Clap hands.)
Feet - "Stomp, stomp."  (Stomp feet.)
Heads - "Ding dong."
   (Move head from side to side.)
Hips - "Hot dog!"   (Wiggle hips.)
Arms - "Whoopee!"   (Shake arms in air.)
Sides - "Siiides."   (Run arms up sides.)
All over!   (Repeat all movements.)

Nursery Rhyme Rap
(Tune: "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall")

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

Chorus: Oh, A B C D E F G,
H I J K L,
M N O P,
Q R S,
T U V W X Y Z

Humpty Dumpty . . .
Little Miss Muffet . . .
Hey, diddle diddle . . .
Little Boy Blue . . .
Hickory Dickory Dock . . .